"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*
I want to have the cutest relationship with you.
ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME
my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
i melt when i see you smile
i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
i really hate it when i’m trying to be cute on snapchat and take a selfie like so
but then the app lags for like 20 years and i end up capturing my true form
no thank you