when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum
*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*
"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*
I want to have the cutest relationship with you.
ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME
my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
i melt when i see you smile