officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

teencry:

first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*

untexting:

I want to have the cutest relationship with you.

bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

dutchster:

russianmetero:

i am typing with russian accent

how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent

fixtures:

i melt when i see you smile

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

postllimit:

i really hate it when i’m trying to be cute on snapchat and take a selfie like so

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but then the app lags for like 20 years and i end up capturing my true form 

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no thank you